Shorty Wants A Hug!

You might have heard my hip-hopera project is dead. Americans don't go to the opera anyway. Maybe I'll try that shit again in Europe. Allow me to pitch the new hotness: KIDZ HOP 3D: HIP HOP FOR THE KIDZ

You guys, there is a punitive tendency for urban recording artists to accrue financial success and then, shortly thereafter, focus their energies on their domestic life, sacrificing their creative contributions to society in the process. Basically, lots of rappers get they money and then have kids and shit and stop making music. Do you think Ginuwine wanted to play Yo Gabba Gabba tracks to his kids? Negative. But what choice did he have? I would even venture to say that he fell off his grind as a result of exposure to that fake-assery. Introducing KIDZ HOP 3D: HIP HOP FOR THE KIDZ. Kid-friendly songs inspired by today's most currentest, gutterest hitz. Some samples below. Email me for full lyrics for a nominal fee.

Lollipop by Lil' Wayne (click here for original version)

Shorty wants a hug/bottles full of love

shorty wants a hug/you know I want to touch

your lovely lady bugs

Birthday Nap by Jeremih (click here original version)

Birthday nap/birthday nap

best nap of the year!

You Fancy by Drake (click here for original version)

Jammies on/kiss my mom/everything is did

time to brush our teeth and go to bed!

(R.I.P. ODB, obvs.)